Not Food

I used to really love cereal. But not this much. Shouldn't I be clipping UPC's off boxes for this stuff? This could be a Fear Factor challenge--wear any of these outfits for a day and try to not get beat up. By 8 year olds.

The fact that these are also not food barely deters me from immediate consumption. Cuteness overload, they look like something straight out of Yoshi's Story

Hungry? When the pitiful whine of your pansy-ass empty stomach can only be silenced by a loud Carb-BOOM! In Vanilla-Orange, no less. Follow that with a Double Latte chaser, and you're set. What's that you say? You still have room for a cheeseburger in a can? Ok, but it's your funeral, buddy.